The precision fart detector has to be shipped out and I brought all the parts down to the warehouse to ship everything.  I was worried that the parts weren’t going to be shipped that day so I talked the shipping manager.
Him: How important is this stuff?
Me: That’ll explode if that doesn’t get service, that piece’s price is represented as a multiple of the GDP of Burundi , and if that piece isn’t handled correctly a cloud of gas that will make you envy being in an over-used porta-potty at a chili convention.
I think they’ll receive it Monday.