I had one class today.  One f&*%ing teacher that was heartless dedicated enough to have class the day before Thanksgiving.  She promised us that the class would be more lighthearted than normal and I think 1/2 of us attended with the intent of finding out what “light-hearted” meant to a probability and statistics machine.  Today, we found out.  Apparently “light-hearted” means instead of mind-numbing problems that can only be done by people with the mental power to bend spoons about people dying in catastrophes we get mind-numbing problems that can only be done by people with the mental power to bend spoons about turkeys dying in catastrophes.  Even worse, they were tofurkeys, apparently she’s a vegetarian.  Who knew with a name like Viswanathan she’d be a vegetarian.