I had one class today. One f&*%ing teacher that was heartless dedicated enough to have class the day before Thanksgiving. She promised us that the class would be more lighthearted than normal and I think 1/2 of us attended with the intent of finding out what “light-hearted” meant to a probability and statistics machine. Today, we found out. Apparently “light-hearted” means instead of mind-numbing problems that can only be done by people with the mental power to bend spoons about people dying in catastrophes we get mind-numbing problems that can only be done by people with the mental power to bend spoons about turkeys dying in catastrophes. Even worse, they were tofurkeys, apparently she’s a vegetarian. Who knew with a name like Viswanathan she’d be a vegetarian.