So, after faking friends and food yesterday Whit, Joe and I wound up at camp to steal a lamp. We then watched far too much Venture Brothers and I returned home at 5:00 AM to my brother and father getting ready to leave for work. They looked at me quizzically until I blurted out “BestBuy ran out of discount 8800 Ultras” under the guise of staying up due to Black Friday in a wonderful display of Robinson values. Enjoying time with friends, bad. Staying up to get cheap shit, good.