King of Understatement

The 2nd day of the 5 day meeting marathon went down today and again, around 6 PM there was a cornucopia of coffees, drinks, individual serving cakes and cheeses including what tasted like peppered mozzarella (genius!)  I enter the room and shortly afterwards a facilities fellow walked in, presumably to change some ceiling lights, and I offered him some of the bounty to which he responded “I’m like a mouse, I might have some Swiss cheese”.  I carry out six or seven cans of soda and return to find the food trays stripped.  All the food is completely gone and even the utensils and tea bags had been taken.  Yeah, mouse-like, a mouse with a forklift.