The freezer at work is continually shrinking due to the steady encroachment of idiocy and icing.  There’s an obese woman the hoards diet freezer pops and the frost has extended to the point that I can barely squeeze in an ice tray where once I had three.

The power went out at some point last night for four or five hours and the fridge died in the process. when I got in this morning my ice had melted, even though the freezer frost was completely untouched and possibly bigger, in clear violation of the second law of thermodynamics.  I was angry and pouty over my lost ice until a fat-laden voice bellowed “my health bars!”