I can only be so condescending

One of my computer instructors has started to take attendance but doesn’t yet require participation.  Miffed at this waste of my Wednesday evenings I tried to find the most obvious way to be there without being there.

I walked in, sat down, spread out my 1099s and W2s, a sharpened pencil, nice pen, and a calculator and I proceeded to do my taxes as obviously as I could muster.  I’ve never had so much fun completing a 1040 in my life.