I found out the security captain at work was the one responsible for giving our new ID badges.  Time for a complicated scheme to get him back for stopping me from stealing scrap on Friday…

I walked over to his office holding my ID badge in its plastic case by the extensible part that attaches to my belt.

Me: I’d like to get a new plastic case for my badge *Hands captain badge holder, he grabs it by the large part that contains the ID*
Security Captain:  *Flips it around in his hand* Nothing looks wrong, why do you need a new case?
Me: I dropped the part that contains the ID into the toilet before flushing.

He nearly fell off of his chair in the process of throwing the badge at the garbage can.