Program Trade Offs

While campmastering this weekend, I did the cooking while the rest of the crew did campsite inspections, check-in/out and garbage detail.  Apparently, this was suboptimal.

Bill (Camp Director): So, why no atlatls this weekend?
Me: Because I was doing the cooking.
Bill: So because your crew wants to eat my program has to suffer?

Fiddler On the Roof:

In one scene, the town beggar goes to Tevya and asks for a handout. Tevya gives him one kopec. The beggar protests, “Only one kopec? Last year, you gave me two kopecs!”

Tevya explains, “I had a bad year this year.”

The beggar responds, “So? You had a bad year so I should suffer?”