For the first time, my father, our two tenants and I were watching Jeopardy when some jerk from Harvard was telling a dumb story about how he improperly addressed SÃ©golÃ¨ne Royal in French.Â One, I don’t need to be told who the head of French Socialist Party is.Â Two, I don’t care about your stupid grammar snafu, you’re going to Harvard, you can do better.Â Later:
Dad: I don’t like him.
Dave: wow, that guy from Harvard’s a douche.
John: He’s a douche nozzle.
Me: I also believe him to be a douche.
Dave called him a manslut when he failed to bet enough during a Double Jeopardy answer and for the first time in a while, I felt like I was part of a family again.