My office has been migrating from one backend to another as we depart from our previous corporate mothership.Â The transition has gone as smooth as the breakup of the British Raj in India and my boss delayed our team’s rollout a week as we’re effectively useless without both a functioning printer and web access.Â We expected the tech person to arrive at 9 AM today and he rolled in around 4 PM:
Tech Guy: Sir, I’m here to do your migration.
Boss: Ok, who do you want to start on?
Tech Guy: I was told there was one system.
Boss: There is, one system consisting of 7 users using 13 computers.
Coworker: And three printers!
Coworker 2: And the big scanner!
Coworker: And our phones!
Then, like a recently potty trained child that just pooped themselves, the tech support guy let out an “uh oh” that could have been used in a Pampers commercial.Â Â He kinda shuffled a bit and then left to “get help” which I assume gave him time to change his pants.Â He came back empty handed so it looks like our office will have to wait a week to be crippled by his incompetence.