A key component to fake bodily fluids is coloring. When one simulates the explosion of the spleen or blood in stool accuracy is a must. Not really, but I still strive for such things. Sadly my current project requires visibility so I’ve been adding a rather strong blue dye which tends to get everywhere. I returned to my desk with hands looking like I was some sort of smurf trauma surgeon. My coworkers had other ideas to explain the coloration:
- Smurf gigalo
- Canning accident
- Blue man group proctologist
- Most Accurately: Inability to properly wear nitrile gloves