Flowery Postage

Periodically, I get mailing labels in the mail from veterans groups soliciting donations.  Normally, they have flags or poppies or planes on them but recently they’ve gotten more… femenine.  My name’s caused some confusion throughout time.  Statistically “Terence Robinson” is an African-American 46-year old while “Terry Robinson” is a 52-year old white woman.  So, I’ve received applications to the United Negro College Fund and an invitation to the Society of Black Actuaries.  American’s United to Support Disabled Americans has provided me 30 labels with the most Georgia O’Keeffe-esque flowers on them.  I really want to respond “I will support your cause if you properly identify my sex”.