I don’t think I’m going to Nova Scotia.Â I’ll still be hitting Acadia but budgetary considerations have ruled out “The Cat” which in the words of Joe Naylor “is a lover not a fighter.Â But is also a fighter so we shouldn’t get any ideas”, quoting “The Most Interesting Man in the World”.Â Instead, I think we may add a new meal to the day entirely consistent of bacon and an alternate location.Â Instead, we’ll be going to New Brunswick which seems like the 2nd place location for the following reasons:
- New Brunswick has no Twitter feed
- New Brunswick’s parliament building is not shaped like a maple leaf
- New Brunswick lacks a museum of chocolate which “has thrilled thousands”
- New Brunswick has no docks on which I can get accosted by footpads allowing me to sing “I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier“
The things we trade for bacon.Â Perchance to dream.