It's Just Too Big

I received a stay of execution and my contract may now end in March instead of December.  To celebrate, I brought “The Codebreakers” into work as my new bathroom reading and things haven’t quite worked out.  I simply can take a book that big into the work bathroom.  I stand up, grab it and immediately am mocked by my own brain.   As I walk towards the door with five pounds of book I start losing strength in my legs and my hand shakes as it goes for the knob.  I simply can’t into the work bathroom with that much… book.  Frailty, thy name is textbooks-on-cryptology.