Coffee Savings Calculus

Every once in a while I’d run off 60 copies of something for Roundtable and would worry that since documents were tied to a particular user and any admin can pull up the print record that I’d someday be called to task for consuming company resources and be unceremoniously shitcanned and be denied the Elysian Fields of New Jersey unemployment benefits.  Then I started thinking: I don’t drink coffee at work.  Each of the packets costs at least 33 cents even when purchasing literally thousands of them and assuming two cups a day for six years that’s quite an implicit employee resource pool.

If I stick around for another 3 years I’ll feel fully entitled to just take the photocopier.