Everytime I return to work after a furlough I receive a new email address.  I’ve had “terry.robinson@firmsname.com”, terry.robinson1@firmsname.com”, terry1.robinson@firmsname.com” and “terence.robinson@firmsname.com”.  This most recent time I resisted this and reclaimed my first email address, a personal victory.  I proudly registered all my accounts under my reclaimed “terry.robinson@firmsname.com”.  I attempted to do a password recovery for an expired support utility with a 3rd party and had no success.  I called:

Tech Agent: Sir, the email’s being sent.
Me: To where?
Tech Agent: terry.robinson1@firmsname.com
Me: HOW HAVE YOU FOLLOWED ME!
Tech Agent: Sir, I’m sorry I don’t understand could you please…
Me: I THOUGHT I HAD SLAIN YOU AND YOUR ILK NOW YOU RETURN!
Tech Agent: I can reset the address to another…
Me: FROM THE BOWELS OF HELL I STAB AT THEE!
Tech Agent: Sir, you appear to be having volume control issues, please tell me the email address to which the messages should be sent.

The ultimate coincidence would be me having yelled “KHAAAAAAN!” and the Indian Tech Agent responding “Yes?”