I made a batch of bilaminate brownies to bring into work today.  These would be my last as I had no more Mondays before my firing.  People came by throughout the day to issue their best wishes but largely to have a brownie, but one person was moreso affected than most:

Him: Bilaminate brownie!
Me: Yes.
Him: That was the first thing you brought in wasn’t it?
Me: I think so.
Him: *far-away look* These are the last.  *sniffle* Excuse me. *runs out*

I asked him if he was crying.  He insists he was late for a meeting.