The Dyson DC14 is the greatest vacuum I’ve ever used.  One of my housemates apparently agreed and let someone borrow it.  After a few days of asking around, no one seemed quite sure where it was so I busted out the big guns and posted these lost item posters around the house.

Turns out the vacuum has been held hostage in the trunk of someone’s car who kept forgetting to take it out when at the house.  “Forgetting”, a likely story.