I brought some lamps into work so that I could better illuminate some work I was doing which required the big beefy bulbs I put in them.Â I came back to them today and couldn’t find them:
Me: Did you seem my lamps?
Boss: Yes, I put them in the drawer by your desk.Â You know, you really shouldn’t leave those out, otherwise someone may bump into them, knock them over, and then have to find a way to clean up the shattered bulbs without leaving a trace.
Me: Thanks for the concern.
I found the lamps where he said they were but the bulbs were gone.Â Hm…..