Driving To Toronto

I left work at 11:30 and discovered something had happened to my vehicle:
1) If I broke suddenly, the radio would skip a track
2) If I made a turn, the radio would restart
3) If the air conditioner kicked on, my dash lights would dim
4) If I broke suddenly, my GPS would turn off

And then…. there was Canada.  So, I-95 has a clearly marked north and south, but some Canadian highways simply list next exit cities, requiring knowledge of things like “geography” and “how not to drive into the great white north”, like as if there were I-95 Boston and I-95 Miami.   Boo.