Selling My Magic Collection

I sold most of my Magic collection today for $16900.  I thought there’d be more space in my room now but there isn’t really but I did get to write a contract with the buyer that included this clause:

Nick has the prerogative to pay any balance off in advance, and if he does, Terry will agree to call him a swell guy at one Wizards Premier Event of Nick’s choosing of which Terry is in attendance and capable of delivering such accolades.  Nick will politely say “aw, you shouldn’t have” and then there may or may not be a man-brace if both parties accept.  Should no man-brace occur, a fist bump will be considered an acceptable substitute.