AFK Spamfighter

I purchased new windshield wipers blades today and, having previously never replaced them, I gave in white man doubt and let the store clerk do the switch.  In the mean time, I filled out the “if I crash my car, I won’t blame it on you” paperwork and there was a checkbox about being added to their store mailing list.  I heard that some clerks ignore this box and enter you regardless so I took a more active stance in fighting spam.

I need to work on my printing as it looks like  I wrote “no, please don’t sprm me”.