I purchased a watch yesterday that proved too large.  I looked into a watch band kit on Amazon and the price of $6.00 for what seemed like a bunch of reasonably precise tools seemed to low so I went back to the watch place to have the links removed.

Me: Could you remove two links from this watch chain?
Attendant: Sure *removes links* there you go.
Me: Hey, where do you get your tools?
Attendant: We used to have these expensive ones that came from corporate but they sucked.  We got a set online that worked great.
Me: Where?
Attendant: Amazon.  Cost like six bucks.

Thank you, China.