Hazmat Training

Hazmat training combines things I enjoy like being on the clock while watching powerpoint presentations, a free lunch, and learning how I could die.  As the new guy, I got to be the one that did the sample suit up consisting of boot covers, Tyvek suit, inner gloves, outer gloves, googles, and face shield.  After the health and safety person took a picture of me suited up riding a slide projector like a pony I was told to change back.  I did quickly and when she looked back to where I was standing and saw me back in my normal cloths she did a double take.  “That was the quietest hazmat desuiting I’ve ever heard”.  Everyone else in the room started nodding in agreement and someone said “I didn’t even hear you walk around in the Tyvek suit”.  Maybe I’ve found my calling, hazmat ninja.