Suzie and I wanted to meet Mike and Kacey in Orlando for dinner but the roads were moving slower than we wished so where I could I drove quickly. Â About 110 miles out, I was pulled over for speeding.
Officer: Why were you going so fast?
Me: We’re trying to make a friend’s Masters dissertation in Orlando this evening.
Officer: Where are you from?
Officer: And you’re driving?
Officer: *pause* *returns to police car* *returns to my car* Sir, please get out of the car.
*We walk to behind my car*
Officer: She yours?
Officer: Ok, please drive slower. Â You want to make it to Florida in one piece.
We made Orlando in time to take a night time tour of aÂ cemetery. Â The guide mentioned that it was the onlyÂ cemeteryÂ in Orlando County and then did so again every five sentences. Â The tour ended, thankfully, and we returned to the hotel for a proper night’s rest.