Marketing Boss: Terry.
Me: Yes?
Marketing Boss: We need to talk, you’re scaring some of the marketing people.
Me: How?
Marketing Boss: Well, someone saw you running around in a lab coat with a large knife wearing protective glasses. Â And with your headphones on you looked kinda menacing.
Me: Well, I brought in fudge today and people were having trouble cutting and I didn’t want the crowd to disperse so I suspend my lab testing, grabbed the spare knife I had stored and started walking over there. Â The building was chilly so I went back and put my lab coat on, and was in a hurry so I moved faster than usual.
Marketing Boss: So, this was all for brownies?
Me: Yes.
Marketing Boss: Ok. Â Try not to do this on non-Mondays.
Me: Got it.