Special Superhero

Me: Hey, look what I go this weekend. *Holds mustache to face*
Coworker #1: Wow, that’s pretty BA. Can I see it?
Me: Yes *hands him fake mustache*
Coworker #1: It even smells like wood.
Coworker #2: You should wear that with your tiny cowboy hat.
Coworker #3: You’d be like a superhero!
Coworker #2: But with Down Syndrome!

So maybe I don’t wear the mustache and hat together in public.