Surgeon Simulator 2013

I downloaded Surgeon Simulator 2013 wishing for a lighthearted game to play between bouts of studying. It’s like the QWOP of job simulators. The controls are quite difficult and hard to engage with the world. For instance, I found the easiest way to open the chest cavity is to take a drill and drag it around the rib cage as my hand limped from the weight. Tonight I invited Matt over to try. He took to it well and I have an amazing snap of him beating open someone’s abdominal cavity with an alarm clock. After some play we decided to see how speedrunners took to removing the ribcage.

Here’s how

Yep, hit them across the chest with a hammer fast enough and all the ribs just fly off. I hope it works that way in real life.