Gary: Is that Chef Boyardee?
Me: Yes.  How are you going to make fun of me?
Gary: What do you mean?
Me: Joe and Reed both made fun of me for it.
Gary: Nah, be proud.  Chef Boyardee carries on a proud tradition of quality foods at low cost that can be prepared at home.
Me: Thank you.
Gary: Maybe one day you’ll turn 10 and will pack a real lunch for yourself.
Me: Die in a fire.

Reed: Is that Chef Boyardee?
Me: Yes.  It’s good and only as 440 calories per can.
Reed: I remember when I packed that for my son along with a juice box and a fruit snack.
Me: It’s allowed me to cut my lunch cost to under $2.00.
Reed: Maybe you should ask for a higher allowance.
Me: Die in a fire.

Joe: Is that Chef Boyardee?
Me: Yes.  It’s good and only as 440 calories per can.
Joe: Are you 9?  Where’s your Go-Gurt and Capri Sun.
Me: It’s allowed me to cut my lunch cost to under $2.00.
Joe: Is that all your mom gives you?
Me: Die in a fire.