Chef Mockery Pt. II

Reed: Is that Chef Boyardee?
Me: Yes.  It’s good and only as 440 calories per can.
Reed: I remember when I packed that for my son along with a juice box and a fruit snack.
Me: It’s allowed me to cut my lunch cost to under $2.00.
Reed: Maybe you should ask for a higher allowance.
Me: Die in a fire.