While I love lolcats I may have found something I like better in the form of the Erudite Ferrets anti-meme.  For instance:

Erudite Ferret from bigfatwhale.com

Erudite Ferret from bigfatwhale.com

So, I’d like to start making more.  This is what have so far:

I’m in your x, ying your zs.

  • I’m in your libraries, finishing the books you found too hard.
  • I’m in your New York Times, completing your Friday Crossword Puzzles, in pen.
  • I’m in your bookshelf, reading your Thomas Pynchon novels.
  • I’m in your system32/fonts folder, deleting your Comic Sans.
  • I’m in your essays, correcting your usages of the Oxford Comma.

Invisible

  • Invisible Go match
  • Invisible Letter to the Editor composing
  • Invisible armchair physics
  • Invisible Sherry swilling

Other

  • John Updike, mourn ya ’til we join ya.
  • Supporting discourse of normative ethics is not a crime.
  • Faulknerian Idiot Man-Child Owners, I haz dem.
  • I’m a ferret and Palin even scared me.

I’m not sure if I can use lolcat language at all, or can use it ironically.  Ideas?

While I love lolcats I may have found something I like better in the form of the Erudite Ferrets anti-meme.  For instance:

Erudite Ferret from bigfatwhale.com

Erudite Ferret from bigfatwhale.com

So, I’d like to start making more.  This is what have so far:

I’m in your x, ying your zs.

  • I’m in your libraries, finishing the books you found too hard.
  • I’m in your New York Times, completing your Friday Crossword Puzzles, in pen.
  • I’m in your bookshelf, reading your Thomas Pynchon novels.
  • I’m in your system32/fonts folder, deleting your Comic Sans.
  • I’m in your essays, correcting your usages of the Oxford Comma.

Invisible

  • Invisible Go match
  • Invisible Letter to the Editor composing
  • Invisible armchair physics
  • Invisible Sherry swilling

Other

  • John Updike, mourn ya ’til we join ya.
  • Supporting discourse of normative ethics is not a crime.
  • Faulknerian Idiot Man-Child Owners, I haz dem.
  • I’m a ferret and Palin even scared me.

I’m not sure if I can use lolcat language at all, or can use it ironically.  Ideas?

As a healthy consumer of lolcats I’ve always assumed ‘do not want’ was a lolcat-original phrase.  Turns out I was as wrong at the Jehovah’s Witnesses that’ll never visit my house again.  Wired magazine has finally given me the answer to the question, what is the origin of DO NOT WANT?  Find out too with those fancy blue and underlined words.