While I love lolcats I may have found something I like better in the form of the Erudite Ferrets anti-meme.  For instance:

So, I’d like to start making more.  This is what have so far:

I’m in your x, ying your zs.

• I’m in your libraries, finishing the books you found too hard.
• I’m in your New York Times, completing your Friday Crossword Puzzles, in pen.
• I’m in your bookshelf, reading your Thomas Pynchon novels.
• I’m in your system32/fonts folder, deleting your Comic Sans.
• I’m in your essays, correcting your usages of the Oxford Comma.

Invisible

• Invisible Go match
• Invisible Letter to the Editor composing
• Invisible armchair physics
• Invisible Sherry swilling

Other

• John Updike, mourn ya ’til we join ya.
• Supporting discourse of normative ethics is not a crime.
• Faulknerian Idiot Man-Child Owners, I haz dem.
• I’m a ferret and Palin even scared me.

I’m not sure if I can use lolcat language at all, or can use it ironically.  Ideas?

While I love lolcats I may have found something I like better in the form of the Erudite Ferrets anti-meme.  For instance:

So, I’d like to start making more.  This is what have so far:

I’m in your x, ying your zs.

• I’m in your libraries, finishing the books you found too hard.
• I’m in your New York Times, completing your Friday Crossword Puzzles, in pen.
• I’m in your bookshelf, reading your Thomas Pynchon novels.
• I’m in your system32/fonts folder, deleting your Comic Sans.
• I’m in your essays, correcting your usages of the Oxford Comma.

Invisible

• Invisible Go match
• Invisible Letter to the Editor composing
• Invisible armchair physics
• Invisible Sherry swilling

Other

• John Updike, mourn ya ’til we join ya.
• Supporting discourse of normative ethics is not a crime.
• Faulknerian Idiot Man-Child Owners, I haz dem.
• I’m a ferret and Palin even scared me.

I’m not sure if I can use lolcat language at all, or can use it ironically.  Ideas?