I tried the atlatl for the first time. Â BETTER THAN SEX! Â It is the world’s least graceful projectile but makes almost no noise as it lands. Â This means I could be walking around Temple’s campus, unleash an atlatl dart on some trailer tornado-bait white trash skank mama and disappear into the multitudes and escape unscathed. Â During the evening, Dave came over and after driving around discovered that Feasterville has few good night atlatl practice areas. Â I plan on writing the township about this.