I WON CHRISTMAS! Â How? Â Every year my brother and I have a gift giving duel over my father, he being or provider we kinda go nuts. Â I planned this time, staked out deals during Black Friday, took out extra money as a “student loan” and today I struck. Â We began with small arms, wallet, he returned with BB gun ammo. Â I escalated to shoes and two pair of jeans and he returned with a BB gun. Â Then the big guns, he presented a new slip differential cover and he looked at me cockily when the paper came off the 20″ LCD TV FOR THE KITCHEN!!! Â Now he can watch Victory at Sea and other 1950s movies in colors that hadn’t been invented yet. Â And with that, I proved that I was a better son by spending more money. Â If money can’t buy love, what can?