I ran into a hispanic member of housekeeping today that I hadn’t seem in a year or two and was reminded of one of my greatest moments of translingual butchery:  I was attempting to tell him to use a specific power outlet to attach the floor buffer as it overloaded the circuit and shut down down the computer on the line, after a few attempts, this is what I said translated back into English from Spanish “When you attack the floor with bee shit, do not use this electricity faucet”.