I was planning on going the 5-Color tournament today and having 8 people show up demanding I pay out the prizes I promised, which came to about 220 dollars and receiving 90 in admission. Â Thus the only way of breaking even was to win my own event. Â Instead, everyone was pleasant, we scaled back the prizes, and Mikey N. took a picture of what is arguable the largest presumably human generated turd I’ve ever seen. Â We were speculating as to what happened, and what could have caused the 4″ diameter loaf to have been pinched. Â So best we can think, someone accidentally ate a piece of roof gutter, and that is what emerged. The competing theory is that the turd was so big, it actually shat the person.