I’m certain the camp printer has developed Munchausen syndrome.  It doesn’t receive much use in the off season and while copying banquet registration forms, as soon as I left, the toner cartridge was empty.  The next two times I left the room a spontaneous paper jam occured that on further investigation had no jammed paper and as the final display of personal inadequacy the printer “forgot” its IP address (despite having a static one).  I look forward to future devices like flash drives with separation anxiety and laser mice with penis envy towards joysticks.