I left work a bit early to buy a new umbrella.  I really like accessories, and in this case, remembered my Boscov’s coupon.  I grab the 25 foot wide golf umbrella and bring it to the cashier and present my coupon.
Her: I’m sorry sir, this coupon is only valid for men’s accessories.
Me: It’s an umbrella, I didn’t know they had a gender.
Her: This is a Ladies Accessory.
Me: I’m pretty sure it’ll still keep rain off of me, what’s the difference?
Her: This one says Ladies when I scan it *Screen says “LDSGLFUMBRLA”* (So either it’s for women or Mormons)
Me: Thanks for clarifying the difference.
She then removed the tags which I could have done with my laser vision.