I hate people who won’t wake up to their own alarm clocks.  My brother fell victim to my pet-peeve this afternoon.
Failure to Wake Response 1: Bang on door
Failure to Wake Response 2: Playing “everybody have fun tonight” by Wang Chung (it matched the beat)
Failure to Wake Response 3: 30-second Cow Bell Solo
Failure to Wake Response 4: Screaming “Pizza”All proved effective in their own way, as the cowbell resulted in being hit with the most pillows.  Pizza elicited the fastest response.  I’ll have to see if I can use pheromones/FeClone to speed up the reaction.

Today also saw an amazing IH quote:  Witnesses are the difference between martyrs and corpses.  Chilling.