I hate people who won’t wake up to their own alarm clocks.Â My brother fell victim to my pet-peeve this afternoon.
Failure to Wake Response 1: Bang on door
Failure to Wake Response 2: Playing “everybody have fun tonight” by Wang Chung (it matched the beat)
Failure to Wake Response 3: 30-second Cow Bell Solo
Failure to Wake Response 4: Screaming “Pizza”All proved effective in their own way, as the cowbell resulted in being hit with the most pillows.Â Pizza elicited the fastest response.Â I’ll have to see if I can use pheromones/FeClone to speed up the reaction.
Today also saw an amazing IH quote:Â Witnesses are the difference between martyrs and corpses.Â Chilling.