We went out to lunch today and I discovered the intricate kibuki dance of eating at a corporate function:
1) Get an appetizer that consists of a fried vegetable, okay.  Appetizer that consists of a fried animal, that’s just unhealthy.  The one that confused me the most was the looks at getting mozzarella sticks but cheese filled jalapeno poppers were a no-no based on the condescending stares.
2) Buffalo wings, bone in mind you, must be eaten with a fork.
3) Only a fool actually uses the dips provided with food.
4) Cranberry juice and pineapple juice are acceptable for lunch but orange juice is not.My brother discovered my page, I will now refer to him as Arturo to keep him guessing.