Waiting in line at Wawa to purchase my final-prep nutrient suppliments (2 hot dogs) the man behind me was rather impatient at the cashier with 4 people in front of him and began uttering shit like “boy, this line is slow” and my favorite “I never have to wait at 7-11”.  The sandwich-maker then opened a second line, calls the first person and he practically does a front hand spring to be first.  I shed a tear inside until I noticed that the otherwise competent clerk was having trouble entering the man’s items into the POS.  I’m certain it was on purpose based on the inflection in her voice and as I walked past him on the way out after he’d been delayed I flashed her a thumbs up. Way to fight arrogant prick with condescending ignorance, a necessary weapon the suburban arsenal.