I made a cable organizer today out of the top of a box of paper and a tray table for my treadmill so I can type and walk at the same time.  I neutralized some hydrochloric acid my father had lying around, did a homework assignment due Friday and wrote a letter to Columbia Sportswear begging for free shoes because after 20 minutes with a jeweler’s loop I found a defect that I think was due to the stitching pattern.  Finally, I cleaned the floor in the bathroom.  So, what’s orange and move’s like molasses on a bathroom floor?  I don’t know, but I cleaned up some.  God, being unemployed will do some crazy shit to someone.