I’m standing at the urinal when my finance instructor emerges from a stall and starts using mouthwash (I’m not quite sure where it came from) and he immediately starts talking to me.  I can’t understand much through his heavy accent and I’d feel really weird turning to see his face.  So he’s talking and I’m mumbling into the john waiting for him to depart and after faking the world’s longest pee I turn to wash my hands and he’s there waiting.  We walk out, pass his office and he almost walks into my next class.  This from the man who gave me the hairy eyeball for almost a week after correcting him.