Another installment in the series “shit Joe dreams about”
-So, I’m in the Whitehouse and I have this scone, I’m not quite sure what kind it is but I think it’s some sort of berry, or chocolate chips, I don’t know because it’s dark.  I’ve got the president’s scone and I start running back to my room, because I have a room in the white house.  I jump into bed and am about to bite into the scone when the Secret Service kicks down the door, throws the sheets of the bed and they all point guns at my head.