Best Costume:  Guy dressed as a giant rare earth static dipole with G gallus young attached to it, a veritable chick magnet.
For 47th consecutive year, the Robinson family celebrated Halloween the same way: we had a fine turkey dinner with all the trimmings.  My brother then carved a pumpkin while inebriated and damned thing, the pumpkin turned out perfect, except for the fact that it was upside down.