I have seen the next generation of Ockanickon staff and I now know fear.  One of the new staff members describes himself as a “scientific Mormon”.  I’ll be curious to hear his scientific evidence regarding Jesus visiting the Americas and help dictate a crappy testament.  Another proto-staffer is physically incapable of going more than 10 minutes without asking a question because he thinks it shows “he’s paying attention”.  Finally, another staffer applied to work in maintenance because “he’s good with kids”.