Me:  Bye, Chris.
Chris (my boss at BMS): You heading out already?
Me: Yeah, I only took a 30 minute lunch break.  Since my computer’s not up and running I don’t have any way to dick around and look at lolcats.
(Aside explaining lolcats, with much puzzlement and confusion)
Chris:  There are other ways you could extend your lunch break to be more reasonable.
Me: How?
Chris:  You could try chewing your food for once.