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Chuck Norris is suing Penguin Group Inc. for producing a book containing Chuck Norris facts.  I’m angry at Chuck Norris for being a humorless dick that thinks that Chuck Norris jokes some how slander his name.  He’s already done himself enough harm by supporting the science-ostrich Mike Huckabee and saying evolution isn’t real.  I’m angry at Penguin for taking jokes in the public domain and placing it under copyright giving them legal recourse against anyone making new Chuck Norris jokes for stealing their IP.  Protest by consuming as many Chuck Norris jokes as you can before the case is settled.