You have to use it because we gave it to you

I got an automated call today from Digital Services telling me there was a problem with my workstation install (computer troll setting up my desktop) and that I should use my system until the deficiency was fixed.  I had nothing to do otherwise so I spent most of the day wandering around and avoiding eye contact with housekeeping.  Around 1:00 PM after 5 hours a person from Digital Services comes by and drops off a mousepad.  That was the deficiency, a mousepad.  I USE A FUCKING OPTICAL MOUSE.  To prove the point I started moving the mouse around on my face which kind of scared him and he left.  I threw out the mousepad and set into making up time avoiding work by dicking around on the Internet.