The title’s a bit of a stretch, anyway…

I was watching a documentary on the history of Marijuana legislation and an ExtenZe commercial popped up claiming that their substance was “scientifically proven” to give you a massive dong.  They then cut to a fake lab where 6 fake scientists are around a comically small fake lab bench.  Then I notice in horror that the substances in the beakers and Erlenmeyer flasks are fucking glowing.  I don’t care what you think it is, but unless I contract urethral cancer I’m not letting anything that glows in the dark to get into my junk.  I have principles and so should you.